Top Ten White People Tweets (April 5, 2020)

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Apr 6, 2020 9:08 AM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - Welcome to the pleasure dome @SarahSurgey1 87% of gym members don't even know their gym is closed 10:57 AM · 03 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine I never thought being unapproachable would be my greatest asset during the apocalypse. 10:35 AM · 4/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 03
    Text - Justin Shanes @justinshanes What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably the four minutes of free time you have left before it's time to go to sleep.
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  • 04
    Text - Irishrygirl @irishrygirl Having some states shelter in place while others are still free to roam is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool. 8:49 PM · 4/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 05
    Text - Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome The last two weeks have been a strange ten years. 1:57 am · 04 Apr 20 · Twitter Web App 27.8K Retweets 176K Likes
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  • 06
    Tim Scott @hellotimscott Getting to know our delivery guys. #TigerKing DID CAROL BASKIN KILL HER HUSBAND? NO YES sud 104 10 11:31 AM · 04 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 07
    Text - Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyo_sexwhale Gf is sleeping and her breasts are exposed. Young me would have lost his mind but old me is going to stand over her while eating a baguette so I can pretend I'm a coroner, mid-autopsy in a terrible cop show. 2:28 AM · 04 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPad
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  • 08
    Text - BM$ AUTO CITY SCEDURS @spencerh45 When the bartender said last call I didn't know it was gonna be for 2 months
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  • 09
    Text - Ari Durnell @ari_durnell L. Why are puzzles so expensive?? Like bitch you are a broken picture. You should be paying me. 10:13 PM · 4/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 10
    Text - Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners 10:24 AM 4/4/20 · Twitter Web App
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